guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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