Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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