He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
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Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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