She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
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I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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