No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
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i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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