Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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