I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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