I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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