I hate your face
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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