I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
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This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
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You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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