it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
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I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I am one with the molecules
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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