They have a pepper shaker for pot.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
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Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
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