No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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