he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
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You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
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I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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