Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
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It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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