I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
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He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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