you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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