Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
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Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
i've created a new STD.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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