I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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