it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
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I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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