NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
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You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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