Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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