The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
there was a trapeze. enough said
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
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Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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