But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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