Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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