Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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