if i can run in heels then i can drive
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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