Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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