UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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