So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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