kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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