maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
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My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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