I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
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The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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