remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
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They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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