its not stalking. its research.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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