What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
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Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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