I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
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the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
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I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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