you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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