I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
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