The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Alive.
So much puke
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
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apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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