Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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