Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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