Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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