Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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