Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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