He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i dont even know how to be here
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
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Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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