i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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