Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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