drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
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I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
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Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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