im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
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It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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