Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
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I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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